The Wrong Answer!

WIFE:

What would you do if I died?
Would you get married again?


 

HUSBAND:
 

 Definitely not!
 

WIFE:
 

 Why not - don't you like being married? 

 

HUSBAND:
 

Of course I do. 
 

WIFE:
 

 Then why wouldn't you remarry?
 

HUSBAND:
 

 Okay, I'd get married again.
 

WIFE:
 

You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).
 

HUSBAND:
 

 (Makes audible groan).
 

WIFE:
 

Would you live in our house?
 

HUSBAND:
 

 Sure, it's a great house.   

WIFE:
 

 Would you sleep with her in our bed?   

HUSBAND:
 

Where else would we sleep?
 

WIFE:
 

Would you let her drive my car?
 

HUSBAND:
 

Probably, it is almost new.   

WIFE:
 

Would you replace my pictures with hers?
 

HUSBAND:
 

That would seem like the proper thing to do.
 

WIFE:
 

Would she use my golf clubs?
 

HUSBAND:
 

No, she's left-handed.
 

WIFE:
 

- silence - - 

 

HUSBAND:
 

F * ck ....